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Unlike men, every woman has her own item style of communicating, so trying to constitute blanket interpretations of the female person subtext is an exercise in futility. But what the hell. Let's go for it, anyway.

Many relationship missteps men make have to do with not knowing when to accept a statement or question from their significant others at face value, and when to dig effectually for a deeper pregnant. Frequently, we'll just get by the words themselves, because it usually seems easier. However, this can have disastrous long-term consequences. We're expected to read between the lines.

A good dominion of pollex is to always have a couple of platonic female friends on mitt to serve as certified interpreters on the occasions when questions arise. Remember that it'south ever important to supply context if you lot want an accurate interpretation. Context is key. Tell your friend everything you can call back about the entirety of the conversation and what you may have said (or didn't say) that prompted the comment in question. This do can be extremely helpful.

Now, this is non to say that men are stupid and/or women are manipulative. When it comes to straight-upwards exchanges of information, there's unremarkably very little gray expanse. No, it's more than nearly when emotions are attached — during arguments, when ane (or both) of you isn't sure where you stand, etc.
Okay, sharpen your knives, ladies, because here we go.

i. "Fine."

Translation: The reverse of fine. This just ways that the discussion is over.

2. "Practice whatever you lot want."

Translation: This is a test of your judgment. I'm not going to tell you if I call back it's okay or non to do this matter. You should know enough virtually me past now to know if I'm okay with it. Which I'm not, by the way. If you do this, we are through.

3. "I need infinite."

Translation: Get the fuck away from me. We're probably about to suspension up.

four. "Are you seeing anyone?"

Translation: I'm interested, but I don't want to waste any more energy on you if you've already got someone in your life. If you practice, exist honest right now. If you don't, enquire me for my goddamn number already.

five. "I'm nigh ready."

Translation: I'll be fix when I'm ready. Could be 10 minutes, could be an hr. Find something else to do.

six. "You don't accept to, merely …"

Translation: If you lot don't you're going to be unmarried very soon.

7. "We demand to talk."

Translation: I need to talk. You demand to heed.

viii. "We'll talk about this later."

Translation: I'm and so furious with yous that I tin't think straight. I demand more than time to get together ammunition and/or call back about what the fuck I'm still doing with you.

9. "I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Translation: You lot will never see me naked.

x. "It's pretty."

Translation: Thank you for the gift. Information technology's the idea that counts. Just I'yard going to commutation this for something I actually like.

eleven. "Cipher."

Translation: Did you seriously enquire me, "What's wrong?" As if you lot don't know. Everything is wrong. Everything. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

12. "Whatever."

Translation: You have won this round, but I pass up to concede, so I'g dismissing that last point you made, and nosotros shall never speak of this again.

13. "I forgive you lot."

Translation: I've decided I can live with what y'all've done. But y'all should know that I'm going to use it confronting you for the rest of your life.

fourteen. "Does this make me look fat?"

Translation: If you respond "Yes," yous're a fucking idiot. Merely tell me I look cracking.

15. "I'm not hungry."

Translation: You order whatever you desire, merely know that I'thousand going to exist picking off your plate, and I don't want you to give me any shit nearly it.

sixteen. "That guy is hot."

Translation: I think you're taking me for granted and/or you're starting to let yourself get a petty, so I'chiliad lighting a piffling burn under your ass.

17. "Sense of humor is the most important affair to me."

Translation: Merely I'll settle for that guy with the 6-pack and giant dong.

18. "Let's take it tiresome."

Translation: I've got at least ane other guy on a cord right at present, and I haven't decided yet which one of you a like more than.

19. "I'm sorry."

Translation: I am empathizing with you lot for something shitty that yous went through. This does non mean I am admitting fault in any way.

20. "I'm tired."

Translation: I don't want your dick anywhere most me this evening. I'll be going to bed soon. Subsequently that, feel gratis to go to town on yourself. Merely leave me out of information technology.

21. "What did you say?"

Translation: I just gave you a get-out-of-jail-free card. It'southward upwards to y'all to rephrase that stupid thing you just said to avert a huge fight.

22. "I'k really decorated right now."

Translation: I don't desire to engagement you. Please stop calling me.

23. "I'm not mad."

Translation: I'm mad.

24. "Practise you think she'southward pretty?"

Translation: Tell me I'grand pretty. And y'all get bonus points if you don't even expect at her before y'all answer.

25. "Permit's go a dog."

Translation: I want to take babies, merely I don't want to scare you off. However, based on your answer, I will know your level of commitment.

26. "Don't worry nigh it."

Translation: I've asked you five times to set the fucking sink and you all the same haven't done it? I can't count on y'all for anything.

27. "Perhaps."

Translation: No.

28. "We'll see."